the reason straight men will dress up in drag for lip sync battles and comedy sketches is because it’s a joke to them
the reason straight male athletes will behave homoerotically with each other is because being gay is a joke to them
the reason straight girls will call each other girlfriends and kiss each other for the amusement of men is because being gay is a joke to them
just throwing that out there
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
my counselor: how are you doing?
me: good, how are you?
my counselor: good, what brings you in today?
me: im doin real bad karen